CAST

The Company:

Joan Bengel

Rich McFate

Tim Moreland

Mary Kay Briddle

Scott Moreland

Barb Langdon

Mike Born

Karen Riegel

Sylvia Burke

Joan Langdon

Bill Meier

Pam Heine

Ellen Zachary

Kyle Caskey

Paul Riegel

Bob Large

Brigit Hays

David Mead

Brenda Wolfley

Jeff Davidsmeyer

Noreen Ten Eyck

Lorraine Laurent

Connie Evans

Melanie Wittman

Rich Lowery

Scott Dewitt

Pamela Laurent

Elaine J Smith

Al Lewis

PRODUCTION STAFF

Director – Eugene Laurent

Musical Director – Rich McFate

Musicians — Rich McFate, Mike Born & Stan Maddox

Production Coordinator – Sylvia Burke

Technical Director – William Browning

Assistant Director – Elaine J Smith

Lighting – Rodney Williams, Todd Evans, Holliday Milby, 

Laura Laughlin, Sue Moreland & Ann Large

Stage Managers – Kathleen Mudd, William Browning & Rodney Williams

Set Construction – Jim Burke family, Dale Bernahl, Connie Evans, Todd Evans, 

Kathleen Mudd, Elaine J Smith, Paul & Karen Riegel, Bob & Ann Large, Gene Sherrow, 

Dave Mead, Tim Moreland, Scott Moreland, Rodney Williams, Sandy Williams, 

Dave Stacey, Tim Camey, Bridgette Trumbo, Tim Hutson, Martha Cadet,

 Dawn Chambers, Melissa Wakefield, Cindy Lewis, Lynda Csernovicz & Lora Halterman.

Costumes – Sandra Williams, Karen Riegel & Pam Laurent

Publicity – Susan Weller, Gene Sherrow & Ron Goodrich

Vocal Coach – Lorraine Laurent

Marquee – Noreen Ten Eyck

Tickets – Judy Driver & Maxine Kuhlman

Program –Ann Large & Noreen Ten Eyck

House Coordinator – Helen Ronat

(Program courtesy of Sylvia Burke)

GALLERY

IN THE NEWS

Dr. Eugene Laurent, Bill Browning, R.D. Williams & Sandy Williams

About the play

About the play…

What you will see tonight is an aggregate of the works of some of my favorite people: Jules Feiffer, 

Noel Coward, Woody Allen, Mike Nichols, Elaine May, Tom Lehrer, Barbra Streisand, Victor Herbert, 

Pablo Picasso, Thomas Jefferson, Larry Breeding, Voltaire, Dostoevsky, Jonas Salk, Steve Merle, 

Konstantine Stanislavski, Lou Catron, Johnny Weismueller, Henry Fonda, Ingrid Bergman, 

Marlon Brando, Sue Conrad, Bernard Shaw, Rick Hall, John Adams, Aris Tompulis, 

Orlando Cabrera, and last and least, Miss Piggy. There are others, myriad others, but alas and alack they had nothing whatever to do with this show. Neither did most of the names mentioned above.

If you are not amused by our humble theatrical effort, if you are angered by it, disgusted by it, or in any way not given to mirth, blame me. Revile me, taunt me, attack me in print and burn stuff on my lawn, but think of the poor performers. They have, with stout and loyal hearts, given their best, their all. They will bear their souls to you. They come before you like innocent children in fear of the slaughter.

I ask you, not for myself, but for them; treat them kindly. Encourage their feeble efforts. If you do not laugh and make general sounds of enjoyment, if you do not applaud with gusto, they will know! And they will be withered, crushed, empty shells, faint shadows of their former selves. If you do not encourage them, think what the effects will be. The mothers will no longer be capable of nurturing, the nurses will lose their compassion, the salesman their self esteem, the lawyers their drive towards justice, the students their lust for knowledge, the children their innocence, and the figure skater her balance. I place my trust in you. 

You have a duty to humanity here tonight.

Finally, I ask you to consider my wife and children. They are here tonight. If you asked me to apologize at the conclusion of this noble effort, I will. If you demand that I commit hari-kari on stage, I will. Or, God forbid, you should ask me for a refund of your admission price, I will submit. But think of my poor wife and babes, think that the tar which smears me will besmirch them too. — G.L.